The End

This is it. The end of summer. Tomorrow morning, I begin High School. I honestly can't believe it. I still feel like I'm going to wake up at noon tomorrow, just another nameless day in the blended months of summertime. I'm still in summer mode. Last year I went to bed at one thirty and woke up at three. I feel lime it's going to be worse today because a totally new school and a completely new experience. Oh, and guess what, faithful readers! Yes, I knew you'd get it. There's a new guy. I will explain nothing about him because he reads this blog. He will be known only as Shroom. This is an inside joke. So beware guys reading this blog that know me. It could be anyone of you (except for you, Richard. You're safe.) And I really like Shroom. More than I liked Brian. Which, admittedly wasn't a whole lot. I just, like three minutes ago, got my schedule. It looks like this:
Spanish 3
Drama 1
Algebra 2 Honors Gifted
English 1 Pre IB
AP World History
Chemistry 1 Pre IB
Yeah, I'm in 9th grade.
Yesterday I saw Salt with Julia and Chaz. Yesterday was how the name Shroom came about. I want to write more, bit I'm scared that Shroom will se it and find out who is. I'll give one hint. He's been mentioned here before, once. I need to go now. And here ends my last summer entry as a middle schooler.
Don't be an incorrigible pile of Eskimo with a caramel ribbon.
Christy

Quickie

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUIS! That's all I have time for now. More tomorrow. Promise: fulfilled

Back Where I Began

Right back where summer started. At my grandma's house, doing nothing but watching TV and getting fat. The college camp ended on Tuesday, where I admitted to Brian that I liked him up until Friday, which is when I realized that I was an idiot and that I should get over myself as well as him. Wednesday through Friday, I went back and worked at my brothers summer camp. I can satisfactorily say that Wednesday was the 7th best day of my life, because I made a list. That's just the kind of thing that I do in my spare time. We played a WICKED game of street hockey. And I got to wear a mustache! It would have been higher on my list, except that I had to watch everyone eating Hungry Bear subs and I didn't get to eat any because they ordered they day before and I wasn't there. And Friday was the last day of camp, when we had our annual camp carnival. And we started a new tradition, too. A staff hockey game. It was SO INCREDIBLY BEAST! Even better than the one on Wednesday, and that was pretty damn awesome. Except that it ended in a tie. That's no way to end a summer! We did have a buzzer score though, thanks to Phillip. I thought that only happened in movies. I saw a bunch of old friends, and made some new ones. Like Caleb who is exceedingly hot and very funny. And also plays sports. That boy has pretty much got it made in life. Caleb, if you ever read this, you're a lucky boy, and it was pretty cool to randomly see you at Target yesterday.
Oh, my God, School starts this month! It's terrible! My summer is almost over! Wh-hy-hy-hy?? I don't want to back to school!! *Cries out the Mississippi River and hydrates the Sahara Desert* I mean sure, High School will be cool, but summer is cooler. Metaphorically speaking, of course. A cool summer here would be like hell freezing over. And also, HOMEWORK! DUH DUH DUUUUUUH! I HATE homework! Does any sane person (with the exception of Melina, who's sanity is in question anyways) not? It would be nice to not have to deal with that. And I still have to to all of my summer homework. Dammit.
"You didn't touch anything, did you?"
"No."
"Good. Because all of my filth is arranged in alphabetical order. This, for instance, is under 'H' for 'toy.'"
"What is it?"
"It's a penis stretcher. Do you want to try it?"
I LOVE REAL GENIUS!!
Christy